When the toddler’s away, the kitty will play lay.

Mariah’s kitty, Bounce, is a great cat. Perfect for a little kid. He never bites, scratches or runs away (even when she’s trying to dress him up in clothes). When she goes to bed at night, he’ll politely sit on the end of her bed until she’s sleeping, then he’ll sneak out. He doesn’t hiss or meow at her when she picks him up (incorrectly most of the time, but he’s a fat cat) and carries him around the house. He’ll chase her piece of string for hours until she finally gets too tired to run anymore.

He’s a great cat.

But when she’s not home, I think he tries to store up as much rest as he can. All he’s done since she left five hours ago is sleep.

Poor kitty.