Mariah decides that posing for the camera is more important than Mommy doing her job training. It was a nice switch from the mundane task of memorizing Comcast prices, rules, etc. I don’t know how great this job is for me with my unhealthy diet. Before, I’d eat fatty foods and be on the run all day.. Now, I eat fatty foods and then I have to sit on my butt all day and guess where the fat ends up? On my butt! Maybe I should invest in something drastic like Curvelle? Yeah, probably not. I’ll just start taking nice long walks at night with the kids.

Anyway, time for more training!