They must be. They’ve been slaughtered with the constant crying, whining and screaming. What is WITH my kids today? Is it National Cry Your Heart Out Day? Did I miss the memo? I cannot believe the amount of tears that have been shed today. Amazingly, no bloodshed. Yet. Another hour of this and I might stab myself.

Gabriel’s attitude today is actually UNDERSTANDABLE because he has two teeth trying to rip their way out of his gums. I gave him Tylenol and promised him lots of money from the Tooth Fairy in the future. I don’t think he cared.

Mariah? I have no idea what’s gotten into her. Terrible Twos Toddlers or something. “Terrible Twos” is STUPID. My daughter was an ANGEL at the age of two. So much so that it made me smug. Very, very smug because HEY. My kid is immune to the Terrible Two’s! In your face, world! While you’re dealing with temper tantrums in the middle of the store, my angel sits in the cart blinking innocently.

Until.. she turned three. My sweet little angel has an attitude problem. And a listening problem. Now? I’m not so smug anymore.

At least she doesn’t have meltdowns in the middle of a crowded store.

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Shopping from home is underrated anyway.