Guess what? Guess what?!

No, seriously. You have to guess. Even though the possibilities are ENDLESS, you MUST GUESS. Don’t huff and puff at me, folks. I don’t write the rules, I just take orders from the one who does. In this instance, my daughter.

She started this little "game" just recently and I cannot WAIT for it to be forgotten about. I know patience is a virtue and all that crap, but seriously. Imagine this ALL FREAKIN DAY LONG:

Mommy, guess what?

What, Mar?

Mommy, you have to guess.

Just tell me. Mommy doesn’t know.

MOMMY. GUESS WHAT.

WHAT, MARIAH?

GUESS. YOU HAVE TO GUESS, MOMMY. GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT?

Seriously! Where do you begin guessing? I’m not opposed to guessing ridiculous things all day long. But she just gets so damn MAD when I don’t automatically get it right. And don’t even THINK about asking for a clue to help guess. By the time we’re done yelling at each other calmly talking it through, we’re both annoyed. Which means one of us ends up in tears.

I’ll let you guess who.

I hate the Guess What game. I want it to VANISH from my household.

NOW, please.